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They're Coming
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

What is that?
Do you hear them?
They're coming.
They're taking you away.
What is that?
They are here.
They arrived.
How'd they get there?
They're taking you away.
The Getalong Gang and The Carebears.
They're coming.
They're taking you away.
The Great Space Coaster is coming.
And The Littles.
They're coming.
Muppet Babies and The Smurfs.
It's gonna hurt, cause they're coming.
Pandamonium and He-Man.
They're coming.
"One To Grow On" with Michael J. Fox and Nancy McKeon.
They're coming.
Gilligan's Planet.

Understand Me, Understand You
adlibbed by Rusty Spell and Noby Nobriga

Beats. It's the place that you wanna be.
It's the thing that you wanna see.
If it weren't invisible to you,
It'd tell you just what to do.
When you get out on the dance floor,
You know you gotta get the score.
You know just what to do.
You know it's all about you.
It's all about you too...

Understand me, understand you.
Understand everyone in view.

Dance. The rhythm pulses your body.
You dance till you can't dance no more.
The girl, she is such a hottie.
She dance with you on the floor.
She look at your dancin' shoes.
She tells you you know how to groove.
You look back at her and say,
"I can make your night and day."

Rhythm. It shakes your body like a madman.
It's shaking you down till you can't stand
Anymore of it, and you sweat.
When you sweat, you know what to bet.
You bet it all on the house.
It's the house music rockin' this house.
And you got to know that you know
That you're on here just for show.
I said you're on here just for show.

Girls, hangin' out with their boys.
They're on the dance floor.
They're dancing each other down.
They're shakin' their bodies around.
They know what they want to do
When they see each other, they do.
It's a thing they can't help but look at.
It's a thing that takes them over.
It takes over the heat in their brain,
And it makes them go insane
Until they can't dance anymore.

Understand me, understand you.
Understand everyone within view.

Understand me.
Understand you and me.
We know what you want to do.
We want to understand me and you.
You want to understand me and you.
When that girls tells you what to do,
And that boy shows you what to do,
You know you want to understand me too.
When that boys takes around to you,
You can understand that you.
Everybody in your view.
You know what you wanna do.
Understand me, understand you.
Understand everyone in view...
Dance, dance, dance.
Are you not dancin' yet?
You need to dance on the floor.
What's your problem?
Get on the floor and dance.
You gotta dance, baby baby.
Don't you hear the beat?
Don't you know that the beat is goin'.
Come on and dance.
Don't you know what it's doin'?
Don't you know what it's doin' to me?
Cause I know what it's doin' to you.
It's makin' me see you too.
And I know that you gonna do,
Do it all for me tonight.
You gonna dance with them all tonight
As we fade into my tonight.

In the Night
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

I put my hand on my forehead and wept...
I called out in the night...
No was there for me...

I stumbled to the door in the front...
But no one was knocking there...
For I was alone in the night...

The 6 Hole
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

My girl and me, we really like to play golf, you see.
We go out to the first hole with our wood, and we drive that ball.
The second hole, we like to get it sunk in that thing.
And on the third hole we get a birdie.
And on the fourth hole we get an eagle.
An then on the fifth you know we've only got one more hole to show.

The 6 Hole.
You know I'm talkin' about the 6 Hole.
Hey, I'm talkin' about that 6 Hole.
We're really talkin' about the 6 Hole.
I know I'm talkin' about the 6 Hole.

Some people wonder why we're talkin' about golf.
And "I thought it had nine holes. I thought it had nine holes.
Whatcha talkin' bout with that wood? Whatcha talkin' bout with that putter?
Whatcha talkin' bout, whatcha talkin' bout?"
Well, I'm talkin' bout the 6 Hole. That's right. The 6 Hole.

I'm talkin' about the 6 Hole.
Everybody know about the 6 Hole.
Oh, you forgot about the 6 Hole?
Thought everybody knew about the 6 Hole. Sing it.

Well, I'm talkin' about the 6 Hole,
Not the fifth hole,
And not the fourth hole,
And not the third hole,
And not the first hole,
And not the nothin' hole,
But I'm talkin' about the 6 Hole.
The 6 Hole. Oh yeah.

The Future (Know Where You Goin)
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

You know where you come from. Do you know where you're goin'?
You seen the future. Do you know where you're goin'?
Do you see the future. Do you know where you're goin'?

Tortoise
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga and Rusty Spell

Tortoise, tortoise, get it straight. Tortoise, tortoise, can you wait?
Tortoise, tortoise, read my book. Tortoise, tortoise, you can look. Yeah.
Tortoise, tortoise on my ass. Tortoise, tortoise, make it last.
(What you got up in there tortoise?)
I got me a tortoise.
(What's that tortoise doin', man?)
Tortoise, tortoise, get it straight. Tortoise, tortoise, can you mate?
(A tortoise, huh?)
Yeah. Tortoise, tortoise on my ass. Tortoise, tortoise, make it last.
(You like that tortoise?)
Yeah. Tortoise, tortoise in my book. Tortoise, tortoise, you can look.
(I like that tortoise.)
Yes. Tortoise, tortoise on my ass. Tortoise, tortoise, make it last.
Tortoise. Tortoise, tortoise, get it straight. Tortoise, tortoise, can you wait?
Tortoise, tortoise, can you mate? Tortoise, tortoise, get it straight.
Tortoise. Tortoise, tortoise on my ass. Tortoise, tortoise, make it last.
Love that tortoise... Yeah.

SOS
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Hey, you. Who are you?
Hey, you. Who do you think you are?
You're hurting my head when I'm dreaming,
So I need an SOS.
SOS. Help me, help me, please please.
SOS. Please help me, please.
You're hurting my head... Oh.
SOS. Help me, help me, please...

I'm Funky (Funkin' Around)
adlibbed by Rusty Spell and Noby Nobriga

Funky. Funky dunky.
Not a monkey, cause monkey's ain't funky.
Me, I'm funky. I'm funkin' around, all around the town. Oh yeah.

I'm funkin' around. Funkin', and lovin', and funkin' around.
Funky time. Bringin' on the funk.
Funkin' around. Everybody knows the funk. Down.
Funkin' around...

I'm funkin'. I'm funkin' around.
And I'm junkin', and I'm goin' to town.
Yeah, I'm funkin'. I'm funkin' around.
Hey, I'm junkin'. I'm junkin' to town.
I'm the funky chicken. I'm the funkytude.
I'm funkin' around. I'm playin' it lewd, I'm funkin' around.

I'm funky. I'm funkin' around.
Look that up in your Funk and Wagnall's. I'm funkin' around.
And I'm funky. I'm funkin' around.
Not just any funky man. I'm funkin' around in a big ol' town.
I'm the funk of forty thousand years. I'm funkin' around.
I bring everyone to tears. I'm funkin' around.
I'm a funk biscuit. Funkin' around.

Got me! Yeah, you got me. I'm funkin' around.
You got me. Funkin' around.

Funkin' around.

Ole
adlibbed by Rusty Spell, Noby Nobriga, and Kevin Young

(Ole!)

"Kiss me goodnight," said my Spanish senora. I'm holdin' her tight.
I will go down to the twilight moonlight... tonight.
My baby she holdin' me tight in the nighttime.
I should like a taco. I should like a burrito.
I should like chimichanga. I should like a chumito.
I should like this song to be good, but it's not.
I should like for this song to be good, but it's not.

Winter Days and Winter Nights
written by Noby Nobriga

How can life get better now that you're gone?
I'm still sitting here, waiting by the phone, waiting for you to call.
Reading this old letter, I think that nothing's better
That when we would walk to the park on winter days.
Winter days and winter nights. We always held on tight
To our dreams of the future and plans for our lives,
Before one of us dies.

Winter nights and winter days. We always went our way
And showed everyone the smile that we had in our hearts
Before down we'd lay.

Feed Me Now Now
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

My name's Yakko. My name's Wakko. Uh uh yeah.
Give it to me right now... Uh huh...
Feed me feed me now now, huh...

Well, give me that holy time. Take me down that lost highway.
Read me that holy time. Read me down that lost highway.
Cause I need me some now, need me some now... Yeah.
Walk that straight line. Aw, don't hurry.
Walk the straight line. Don't worry.

Feed me feed me now now, huh...
Hello Kitty, hit me now, huh...
Give me that apple core. Give me that Hello Kitty now.
Feed me feed me now now. Make it make it now now, huh.
Feed me now...

Sixty-nine that lost highway...
Give me give me now now. Feed me feed me now now, huh...
Make it count ten times. Make me feel it all fine, huh.
Make it count ten times. Make it feel right now, huh.

Rabbit Stew
adlibbed by Rusty Spell and Noby Nobriga

Mystical gardens abound in the night. Mystical gardens.
I found a lover of mine. She was a little bunny rabbit,
And I got in the habit of doing bad things with that bunny rabbit.
I found the 6 Hole on that rabbit.

Rabbit stew, rabbits for me and rabbits for you.
Rabbit stew... I'm not feeling rabid today about rabbit stew,
But it's all that you can do for rabbit stew...

Oh, I also fell in love with a squirrel.
Oh, that squirrel took me around the world,
Oh, but the squirrel fell in love with the rabbit,
And I was in love with the squirrel.
She was my girl...

Rabbit... Rabbit and a squirrel...

My Guitar String Broke (Short Version)
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Turn around, you, and what I see?
It's you layin' down on your knees.
You're tellin' me what I did wrong,
And I don't know why I did this song for you.
Oh, tell me, you.
What can I do to make it up?
I just don't know why you're up
Tryin' to tell me that I am wrong,
Tryin' to put me on down on a song.
I look at you and you look at me.
Tell me turn around on my knees.
I look at you and you tell me
Jump down to my bare knees.

Superchunkin' fine that I see.
You stepped down on your knees,
Lookin' at me and not knowin' why.
I look at you right in your eye.
Gonna whisper to you, well, in your ear,
Baby won't you tell me why you're near?
Let me take you home all day and night.
Let's go out and let's not fight.
I'm gonna turn you round on your knees.
Come on, baby, come back to me.

Kung Fu Girls gonna rip her to shreds,
Gonna tell me that we've been in your head.
Tell me why I gotta go outta town.
Tell me right now before I go down.

Time explosion, goin' slow motion.
Not gonna know where I gotta go.
You tell me now that I gotta crown
That's gonna break, but Jill fell down. Yep.

Poke You With the Polka
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga and Rusty Spell

I like to poke with the polka. It's the polka that makes me poke.
I find someone. I like to poke them. I poke them good with the polka.
So I take you with the polka, and I will poke you.

Poke you with the polka...

Find my girl, and I poke her. I find my girl with the polka.
I listen to the polka, and poke my girl with the polka.
I poke her with the polka...

Poke her with the polka... Find her with the polka...
(He pokes me with the polka...)

Take her out, and I buy her food,
And I bring her back, and it's all so good.

Cause I poke her with the polka...
(He pokes me with the polka...)

Take her out, and I bring her back,
Cause she's all so good, and I like her food.
Cause then after dinner we go out and I bring her out,
And we have poke with the polka.

And I poke her with the polka... Find her with the polka...
Bring her to the polka... Put on the polka...
(And he pokes me with the polka... Bring me to the polka... Put on the polka...)

Bring her out, and I put her in,
And I get me out, and I put me in.
Cause we're listening to our favorite polka.
It's the polka I use to poke.

When I poke her with the polka... Like to poke with the polka...
Poke it with the polka... I like the polka...
(Poke me with the polka...)
Polka... With the polka... Polka...
(With the polka... Poke me with the polka...)
Cause I poke her with the polka...
Polka polka.

Do It (Suicide Is the Only Answer)
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Would you dare?
Do you believe in me?
Yes, you do, for you are in search of me.
I am here.
There is only one way out.
Suicide is the answer.
It is the only way out.
Get out of the life you are in now.
I hold all the answers that you seek.
Come to me.
Suicide is the answer.
Do it...
Suicide is the answer...
Come to me...
Suicide is the answer...
Come to me.
Do it...

I'm Never Giving Up On You
written by Noby Nobriga

I rack my brains all day and night.
I just couldn't make sense of it all.
I thought that something was right,
When everything went so wrong.

That's why I'll never give up on you.
I'll wait for you night and day.
Don't want to give up on you.
That's what I want you to say.

Never giving up on you.
That's what is happening now.
I'll never give up on you
Unless you can tell me how,
Unless you can tell me now.

I ain't never giving you up.
Nothing can tear me away.
There ain't nobody, no nobody
With nothing that they can say.

Pearl Jammin'
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

... Oh, the 6 Hole.

Lonesome Man
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga and Rusty Spell

I'm here to tell you a story. It's a story about a man you probably know. You probably read about him in the papers, or seen him on the nightly news. This is a story about a man that didn't have no friends, didn't have no wife, didn't even have a dog, didn't have no one to speak of. So he went around, walkin' around town, everybody walked back inside their houses. Cause they didn't want to be around this man. All because of his name. His name was the Lonesome Man.

(A lonesome man...)

He's a lonesome man. No friends, the Lonesome Man. Nobody around this man. Cause he was the lonesome Lonesome Man.

One day, this man went to the grocery store. He was just walkin' in to buy him some eggs and some butter. When he walked into the store, everybody ran out the back door. That man walked back to the shelves and picked up a stick of butter. He walked down the aisle and picked him up a crate of eggs. Walked up to where the cashiers would be, but to his amazement, there weren't no one there, no one to check out this man. They all left. They didn't want to check out this lonesome man.

This man was a lonesome man. No one around this man. He had no friends, this man. Cause his name was the Lonesome Man.

So this man, he jumped into his pickup truck drivin' down the road. You should've seen the highway that day, not a soul to be seen. As he was drivin' down, he looked off to the sides of the road down in the ditch, and what did he see? A bunch of cars. Seems everybody that was on the highway drove their car off the road to be away from this lonesome man. There weren't nobody around. They all jumped out their cars, ran into the woods to get away from this lonesome man.

This lonesome man. Ain't no one around this lonesome man. No one around this man, the Lonesome Man.

There was a barn dance later that week. Everybody in the town was invited, even the Lonesome Man. He got his letter in the mail. So he went down the road, saw the big ol' barn, walked up to it. He heard the music, he heard the laughter, this lonesome man, something he ain't heard in a long time. He pushed open the doors and inside what did he see? A record player with a record labeled "Bunch of People Hollerin' and Screamin' Havin' a Good Ol' Time Inside a Barn As If They Were Havin' a Dance," and a letter to this man. What did the letter say to this lonesome man?

Lonesome Man,

We're sorry that we can't be around you, but - you see - your name is the Lonesome Man, and we all thought that that just said it all, so everybody in this town picked up and moved away, to leave you alone, to be the Lonesome Man in the lonesome town.

Signed,
The Town.

All to this lonesome man.