Leftovers: Volume III

My Baby, She Loves Me
Instrumental

Numb Like a Monkey / Monkey's Uncle
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

I'm feelin' so numb like a monkey...
I'm feelin' so numb like a monkey wrench, come on see me down...
Come on down to the town of the place that, that place where I'm monkeyin' around.
I'm feelin' so numb like a monkey.
Well, you come to me and you see me a towel.
Well, you hand it to me and I take the towel off.
I'm feelin' so dumb like a speaker, like a monkey, like a wrench,
Like a monkey wrenchin' speaker.
The plants are comin' to me, they're handin' me flowers,
And they say hey.

All the monkeys in the forest, comin' to see me now.
All the monkeys in the forest are comin' to see me now.
But I don't know how to come and see when I go to them and they all see me,
See me now.
They are goin', don't know to see me.
They all goin', they come to see me,
To see me now, cause I'm a monkey.

Cause I'm a monkey's uncle...
I'm swingin' around on the branches and I say to see,
That I wanna see you true.

Techno Song
Instrumental

Bohemian Poetry
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga and Rusty Spell

I saw the moon flying high above.
It reached down and touched me,
And I reached up and kissed it.
But the whole night long, I still spent more alone
Until, searching on the ground,
I found a piece of gum.
Did you find that gum on the ground?
The gum I found, on the ground.
What sort of gum did you find?
It was tasteful gum, the best gum you could taste.
I know of that best gum.
I don't want your half of stick of gum from your purse at night.
I share my gum with you.
Take this half of my gum.
I want your full five sticks of gum coming out of a large green wrapper.
I give you half. The rest I keep.
You give me a whole.
I want to be a glutton on your gum and chew it till my mouth goes numb.
The moon wouldn't like me giving my gum.
I wouldn't like the moon giving my gum.
The moon may fall into the river.
But the moon will float in the river.
The moon desires no gum.
The moon has only need of the sun.
As well as you do have need of the sun.
I have no need of the sun, but only the five sticks of gum that make my jaw numb.

Buckwheat Zygote
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

One Saturday night I was out,
And I found one day
That I wanted to find her, go away,
Take the night into the day.
We spent the night together.
We never regretted each minute of
The passion that we had for each other.
Now today we're married,
And we'll never be married
Any better than we're married today.
We will never leave each other, and
We will always have our heads to stand.
The end of time falls down on earth.
That's what we promise, so let it go.
And now we never wanted to
Get away from what we had.
Then I found you with another man
In our own bed, another man.
She didn't want to look at me then.
Now that we've got a divorce
And I'm riding in my in my Porsche
Looking for another woman to marry.
I found her in the other day,
Just a week after I divorced this ****.
Then we got married with a ring.
And now her and I are
So happy that we're higher than
The stars and the moon at night.
We will be together for,
For the end of time, till the day comes,
When the judgement day is at our feet.
We will live forever.
We will live one for the other.
We will live eternity in love.
We will live forever.
In love, we will live forever.
We will never leave each other now.
We will live together.
We will never leave each other.
This is the one that I will keep forever.
Keep for ever going.
We'll never be apart again.
We will love each other
Forever, ever, and forever.
We'll never leave each other now.

I Don't Know What To Do
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

Fix me a bottle of Jim Beam, and bring it to me in a glass...
I wake up in the morning, wake up in the evening, I never get to sleep at night.
I wake up in the morning, wake up in the evening. I'm feelin' all right.
Hey, baby, why don't you come on down to me?
Hey, baby, can't you see what I see when you look at me?
Feelin' all right, are you feelin' all right?
You told me to go with you.
I don't know what to do when I'm seein' you.

Toujours l'Amour
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

I always thought true love was false, that it could never happen to me,
But when I met you in Paris, France, I knew it had to be.
You were there, and I was there. We looked into each other's eyes.
You said to me to have coffee, but you were with some other guy.

Oh, true l'amour. Oui, toujours.
Je t'adore. I love you, my darling.

I sat with you in the Cafe du Rue. We watched as the people passed by.
I asked you if it were true that you were seeing another guy.
You told me that he was not the man for you.
And you looked at me, and I looked at you, and I knew it was meant to be.

Oh, yes, c'est l'amour. Oui, toujours.
Et je t'adore. My darling, I love you.

The men passed by, and the women passed by. The love was in each eye.
But when you passed by and I passed by, the love was in our eyes.

Oh, c'est l'amour. Oh, tourjours.
Oh, je t'adore. Forever in your kiss.
I love you. You love me. It was meant to be forever.
Oh, yes, I love you. You love me. It was meant to be forever.
C'est l'amour. Pour toujours.
Et je t'adore. Forever in your eyes.
C'est l'amour. Je t'adore.
Forever in your eyes. Les yeux.
Your eyes. Les yeux.
In your eyes.

You're the Only
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

I see your face there, baby. You're so beautiful to me.
I see your face across the place and you're so fine to me.
Can't you walk over to me, dear, with your long blond hair?
I do declare you're so beautiful to be.

Because you're the only love in my life, my dear.
You're what makes my dreams come true.
I don't know what else to do if I wouldn't love you.

It's true, baby, and there ain't no maybe.
If I don't love you, I don't know what to do.
When we're walkin' hand in hand, or we're lyin' in the sand,
And wouldn't it be grand if we could spend our lives together forever?

Oh yes, you're the only love in my life now, dear.
You're what makes my dreams come true.
I don't know what else to do if I don't love you.
I swear, you're the only love in my life now, dear.
You make my dreams come true.
You look into my eyes of blue, and I look at you.

When I first met you, I didn't know what joy you'd cause.
I didn't know what things you'd bring to me.
There's nothing I can say to you.
You just know that I love you true.
I can only hope that you love me.

Oh yes, you're the only love in my life, my dear.
You make my dreams come true.
And I don't know what else to do if I don't love you.
You make everything so crystal clear.
All my future's blown away.
What else do I have to say but I love you?

There's nothing to it if you don't love me.
There's nothing to me if I don't love you.
There's nothing that we two can be but in love.

You're the only love in my life, my dear.
You make my dreams come true.
And I don't know what else to do if I don't love you.
Oh, baby, you're the only love in my life, my dear.
You make my dreams come true.
Tell me what could I do if it weren't for you.
My honey, you're the only love in my life, my dear.
You make my dreams come true.
And I don't know what else to do if it weren't for you in my life, my lovely.
You're the only love in my life, my dear.
You make my dreams come true.
I don't know what else to do if I don't love you.
Oh yes, you're the only love in my life, my dear.
You make my dreams come true.
I don't know what else to do if I don't love you.
My baby, you're the only love in my life.
You make my dreams come true.
I don't know what else to do but love you.
Baby, you're the only love in my life.
Why don't you make you my wife, cause I love you.
Oh, baby, it's true.

Rockin' Scraps
Instrumental

She's a Dog
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Did you ever meet a dog that you really liked?
Did she smile at you tonight, or did she climb away?
If you see a dog on the street, go throw it some meat.
But this dog that you find, she ain't worth nothing that you ever find.
She will do nothing you will like.
She will know nothing that you wanna go, I wanna say, I say
She's a dog. She's a dog you're gonna find.
She's a dog. You're gonna throw her in the ride.

Gonna Find You
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

What did you call me the other day?
I don't know what you came to say.
Why did you come to my door?
I don't know, you big ol' whore.

Why did you come to my house today?
What did you come to say?
You come to tell me that my dog is loose,
Real loose like a big ol' goose.

You know why I'm gonna find you.
I'm gonna take you out and wine you.
Take you out and then I'll dine you.
We gonna go and then I'll find you.

We goin' out tonight.
We gonna find it right.
We gonna do it, gonna find our way.
We're gonna go to in the hay.

We're gonna find a way outside.
We're gonna find a way to hide.
We're gonna want to walk all the time.
We're gonna want to run and hide.

Me oh my, we're gonna find you.
When you're coming round, round to find you.
We're gonna find you, we're gonna wine you.
We're gonna find you and then we'll dine you.

We're gonna take you out tonight.
We're gonna find and then we'll fight.
We're gonna go all round tonight
With the big ol' city lights, now.

Distortion Ditty
Instrumental

I Am Superman
written by The Clique

Superman!

I am Superman, and I know what's happening.
I am Superman, and I can do anything.

You don't really love that guy you're makin' with, now do you?
I know you don't love that guy, cause I can see right through you.
If you go a million miles away I'll track you down, girl.
Trust me when I say I know the pathway to your heart.

Yeah, I'm Superman. I can do anything. Superman. Yes, I can.

You Are Beautiful To Me
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

I saw you the other night.
You were lookin' outta sight.
You were lookin' good to me,
Lookin' as good as a girl could be.

You had powder blue eyes,
And a dress that clung about your thighs.
You had a nose that looked at me.
You had a mouth that smelled me.

Baby, you look beautiful,
More beautiful than my mother.
Baby, you look beautiful,
Like no other.
Like no other girl, the prettiest thing in the world.
You're like no other girl, no other girl.

You are beautiful to me.

Elvis Screw, Etc.
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

She said to me, oh yesterday,
That she's goin' up by the highway, all the way up to my house.
Oh yesterday she said to me
That she's gonna stay out right over my house.
You know it's true.
She's gonna be all over me whether you like it, or you are me.
Her mom and dad, they don't know what she's gonna do to me, oh no.
Because you know, she's all with me.
Bite... me...

Restraining Order
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Got a girl outside my door. She's comin' over here just to see me,
Because she thinks that I'm pretty neat, the neatest guy she'll ever meet, oh oh.

There's a girl outside my door. She's comin' over here to be fresh bread all over me.
Because she thinks I'm very neat, the neatest guy that she ever will meet, oh oh.
Now the girl, she's comin' to me. She comin' over to back to be with me, oh oh.
She's gonna come out at the door. She's gonna come and wail on the door, oh oh.
We get in the car. We drive real far. We find the place that we can go, oh oh.
We go to the back of the car. We're makin' out all night in the car, oh oh.
We're gonna see what she can do to me. We're gonna spend all night, with me, oh oh.
The cops will come and tell us to leave. We're gonna be arrested by the fuzz, oh oh.
Her parents will come, but I won't laugh. But my mom ain't gonna faff, oh oh.
Now they got a restraining order. Told me to stay away from their daughter, oh oh.
But I go to her house late at night and we go back out, oh oh.
I get in the car, go real far. We're goin' all again in the car, oh oh.

My Red-Head Girl
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

My red-head girl with her dress on night.
I got a red-head girl, she's lookin' fine,
Comin' to my house every forty night.
She brings the Pibb and I have the chips.
She don't know how to do the dips, so
She learned a way to go all the way.
My red-head girl with her dress on tight
My red-head girl, she's lookin' all right.
My red-head girl, she can go all night.
She comes over and watch TV,
Then she knows what to do to me.
She's never gone all the way before,
Till she met me on the floor.
She's my red-head girl, she's lookin' all right.
She can go all night and night.
When she's lookin' right at me, she sees what to do to me.
My red-head girl, she's wearin' those tight clothes on.
My red-head girl, she moves on and on.
My red-head girl, she's good.
My red-head girl...
She takes me down to the floor,
Then she knows what to do some more.
She sees me lookin' at her, and
She knows what to say.
My red-head girl, she's lookin' at me.
She knows what to do to me,
Cause she is my red-head girl.
My red-head girl, she's mine.
My red-head girl, she's wearin' her dress on tight.
She's lookin' all right all night.
My red-head girl, she's right.
My red-head girl, she's lookin' at me.
My red-head girl, she's gonna be mine.
My red-head girl, she's lookin' fine.
My red-head girl, she's lookin' all night
My red-head girl, she's goin' tonight.
My red-head girl, she's lookin' all right.
My red-head girl, she's lookin' so fine.
My red-head girl, she's gonna be mine.
My red-head girl, she's lookin' right.
My red-head girl, with her dress on tight.
My red-head girl...

Very Strange Currencies
written by R.E.M.

I don't know why you're mean to me
When I call on the telephone.
And I don't know what you mean to me,
But I want to turn you on, turn you up,
Figure you out... want to take you on.

These words, "You will be mine."
These words, "You will be mine, all the time."

The Fool might be my middle name,
But I'd be foolish not to say...
Going to make whatever it takes,
Ring you up, call you down,
Sign your name, secret love...
Couldn't I take you in and make you mine?

These words, "You will be mine."
These words, "You will be mine, all the time." Oh...

I tripped and fell.
Did I fall?
What I want you to feel,
I want to feel it now.

You know with love come strange currencies.
And here is my appeal:
I need a chance, a second chance, a third chance, a fourth chance, a word, a signal, a nod, a little breath...
Just to fool myself, catch myself,
To make it real. Real...

These words, "You will be mine."
These words, "You will be mine, all the time." Oh...
These words, "You will be mine."
These words haunt me, hunt me down,
Catch in my throat, make me pray...
Say love's combined. Oh...

Plugged Scraps
Instrumental