Leftovers: Volume II

Love Changes (Most) Everything
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

What? Go, singin' down. Go, homeboy.
Word up... I don't know...

Do The Knobby II
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

(Knobby.)

Knobby, doin' The Knobby. That's the dance you know. You did it once, one time before. Now it's back with a different sound. Same old rhythm, but a different pound. The Knobby is still the very best to do. It's still as fun, even new and improved. But now I'll tell ya what you need to know to do The Knobby, and here we go. Sit your butt, sway side to side, raise your hand, your left one, up real high. Say that you want to rock all night, and then the other guys will want to come over and fight... Yeah, they might, but you know you're the one that your girlfriend's on the rag. You take it...

Farmer's Blues
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

Well, I'm a farmer. I bought me a cow.
And then I said I'm gonna buy me a sow.
And what I did with my cow and my sow,
Well, I ate 'em, and cooked 'em up for chow, I said-a.

I met the farmer, the farmer in the dell,
And what he told me: I could just go to hell.
And then I said to him, "What do you think of me?"
He told me that I should go climbin' in a tree, I said-a.

And I said I'll go to bed,
Get my wife, cut up some lead.
And then she said, "Come on in the bed
And milk me like a cow." Well, that's what she said, I said-a.

I'm sloppin' hogs and milkin' cows,
And I'm sayin' things comin' out my mouth,
And I'm singin' songs, and I'm playing harmonica,
Playin' with Charles over here on the guitar, let's just go, I said-a.

We're headin' out, this final song,
This song for you. You can sing along.
And if you can't sing, just make a noise.
We don't care, 'cause we're just good ol' boys, I singin'.

Rockin' Baby
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

(Here's our test, goin' down town.
Here's our test, just up and around down.)

There you are now, rockin' baby.
I can see my rockin' baby.
You know it, my rockin' baby.
I love you, my rockin' baby.

I saw you over there the other day.
And then I didn't know what to say.
I wanted to meet you,
But I didn't know what to do.

My rockin', rockin' baby.
You are my rockin' baby.
My little rockin' baby.
You know you are my rockin' baby.

Then one day you came up to me.
I didn't know what I'd see.
Then you spoke words to me,
And I didn't know what to see.
You told me you wanted me out next week.
You said that you wanted me out next week.

My rockin' baby.
She asked me out, my rockin' baby.
She said she loved me, my rockin' baby.
Now we're getting -- my rockin' baby --
Engaged, with my rockin' baby.
My rockin' baby.
I'm gonna marry my rockin' baby,
The girl I used to dream about all the time.
Now she's gonna me mine.
She's my little rockin' baby.
We're gonna do love
All the time with my rockin' baby,
Cause we are now fully in love,
Me and my rockin' baby.
It's just us two, my rockin' baby.
Rockin', go, rockin' baby.
Rockin' baby...
I love you, my rockin' baby.
Rockin' baby...
You're just my little ol' rockin' baby.
Rockin'...

Dark
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

As you picture the city now, an evil city. Blackness is its lair. They feed on people. You walk into the house and you notice the evil. We can feel it, we can sense it, we know it's there. We know the evil's there. We always try to stop it, but we always fail. The evil always conquers, because it's evil. Evilness rains down on the city. Other cities have happiness and good, but nay, here in our city, the evil runs through you, plaguing where we live, plaguing our children, plaguing our own, plaguing our pets, plaguing us, the evil. It was here that I first met the ghost when he walked in upon me, eating. He said to me, "What are you, man?" I asked him who he was, and if he were a ghost. He replied yes. I was scared, of course, but I continued to talk to the man. I asked him bizarre questions, more bizarre than him himself. I asked him about his realm. I asked him about the habits of the ghosts and the evil. I asked him if it could be stopped. He said no. I believed him. I know he was telling the truth now. I am there among him, there among the souls, there among the evil, floating around, confessing evilness, here in the city, the city of evil, evil city. In the entire world.

The Equalizer
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

When I'm walkin' through the buildings, walkin' through the city, everyone comes to see me.
When I'm walkin' the people, gun by my side, everyone wants to see me.
And the punks on the street, they go in the gangs, they go and they hang around town,
Then I walk into the building and I get 'em all, and I frisk them, shoot 'em down,
Cause it's me, it's me they wanna see in the town, the town of thugs and punks,
Cause it's me, the private eye, the copper guy, the equalizer.
Hey, hey, the equalizer.
And I'm walkin' down the street and the people come to greet me.
They say, "How you doin', sir?"
And I respond by tellin', "I'm doin' just fine," but if they help me, help me they will.
They will help me by telling me information where I can find
The people with the gangs on the streets and the punks you meet.
Drugs are goin' back and forth. What am I gonna do about it?
Gangs are tellin' me "I don't like you," but I don't doubt, doubt it.
And I'm walkin' down the street and the people come to meet me.
They meet me, the equalizer.
No one is the wiser but me, cause I'm the equal, the equalizer.
And the punks that come to see me say that they're gonna give up, but I don't believe 'em,
Cause once you're a bad guy, you're always a bad guy.
It takes me to stop 'em, it's true.
The equalizer. It takes me to stop 'em.
I'm the equalizer, I bring 'em down, bringin' 'em down.
And everybody loves me. Everybody needs me.
Everybody needs this guy, that's me.
Everybody loves me. Everybody needs me.
Everybody needs me now, cause I'm the equalizer.
Hey, the equalizer.

Rock and Roll! Outtakes
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

We are all become... with life... is gray... but today is different... than has ever been before... the world is a hole... is worse as it's ever been... man has killed man... and animal has killed by man... the entire planet... once controlled by man is now in the control... of nothing... when nothing exists, nothing can rule... but there can always be... rock and roll!

And nothing caused by man and not by animal... for it exists now for the existence of time, never to go away... wasted man and the animals and the planet... for man has created and has destroyed all... with the presence of rock and roll!

Now... the nothing has come... but what is the nothing... nothing is known... but at once, it is known as nothing...

We're Gonna Rock! Outtakes
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Hey, baby, I like you...
Baby, what else can I say, but that just today, I noticed how beautiful you are.
Yeah, baby, that's you'll be a star.
Yeah, baby, you're the one. You're the one that I really want.
And you never noticed, but I just can't help but flaunt.
When I see you walk through the door, I see the shape of your body galore.
When I come over and say hey, you just turn away.
Well, baby, I just have one thing that I'd like to say to you.
That's, "Baby, I love you. I love you."
Baby, I love you.
Now, baby, I love you. You know that it is true that
I really do love you, and you'll never get rid of me, baby.
And you know that I look good. Be just so true.
I love you.
Baby, I love you. Why can't you see it, baby?
My love. My own love is so true
Just for you.
Baby, I love you. Can't you see that I love you?
You are that I really want, and you probably tell, but I just can't help but flaunt.
That it, baby, you I love. Your love is what I want mine to be made of, baby.
And you know it's so true that I really do so love you. All right!
When you walkin' down the street, baby, I got to find you to meet you.
And then we go out. Then I gotta go over to your house.
Now, baby, you know that it is your show to
Say whether we'll get it on. And, baby, hang up the phone.

Old Time Religion
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

All right. Yeah. Hopefully this will sound all right. We can't be too sure that it will. All right! Yeah! Go!

Axel-F... All right.

It's that old time religion. Old time religion. That old time religion. What kind of religion is the old time religion? What's the difference between old time religion and religion today? There's really not that much difference. Now you've got Elvis worship. Of course, that's the old time religion. Like I asked before, what is the old time religion. Not much different from the religion of today, is it? Well, today, yeah, you do have more religions, but what's different in the religions. It's the same religion. What's the difference?

On the Tracks
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

On the train when I'm a-travellin' down the tracks.
On the train, I see a man on the side of the road.
On the train when I was sleepin' with the cows.
On the train, I travel to nowhere.

On the tracks I see a man who's lying dead.
Who is this man who's lying dead on the tracks?

When I got and I saw that man lyin' dead on the tracks, what could I do? I been travellin' on this train forever, ain't never seen nothin' like this. I took him, I said he deserves a proper burial, I said. I took him out and I played my harmonica for him for his funeral. And this is how he went...

Dearly beloved, we all gathered here to pay tribute to this man who's died not too long ago on the railroad tracks. I'm a man of the road myself, I been travellin' here forever. If you don't mind my smell of cattle, then I don't mind you. I just don't mind...

Dead Dog (Doggone)
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

(I thought that I loved you, but now I see the truth.
At one time I loved you, but now I know the truth.
You never looked at me, but then I really didn't care, now
Cause now I know the truth, everything to know about you...)

One time real long ago, I once had a puppy dog.
His name was Freddy Boy, and then he turned into a girl,
And so I had to change him name to Betty Sue.
But that dog was crazy. He didn't know what was hazy
About his own life, even though it was white and black and white.
And now my little dog is dead, cause he tried to go on the head of a
Big ol' bulldog's head. Now my little doggy boy
Who really is now a girl is dead.
Now my doggy is dead. My little ol' doggy boy,
My little ol' doggy girl is dead.
One time she found her a boy and then they had puppies,
But still she went to that big ol' bulldog. It was a girl.
It tore her head right off and what began to scurl all over the ground,
On my girlfriend girl. Now my dog is dead.
My doggie doggie girl is dead.
He's dead. She's dead.

Adlibbing Scraps
adlibbed by Rusty Spell and Noby Nobriga

Test...
We are a testin'...
Bestiality. That's it, bestiality.
Love, love changes everything.

(We're) Livin' on a Prayer (Again)
written by Bon Jovi and adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Once upon a time, not so long ago...

Tommy used to work on the docks.
Union been on strike, he's down on his luck, it's tough.
Gena works the diner all day, she brings home her man,
It's really not enough.
Said we gotta hold on...

Lily Joy
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

Lily Joy, the light is fadin'.
Oh, Lily Joy, the light be fadin' on me life. Yes, it do.
Lily Joy, my love for you is growin'
Since I be dyin', my great ol' Lily Joy.
Yes, Lily Joy, I love to kiss your sweet lips,
And, Lily Joy, how I love to see your eyes. Yes.
Lily Joy, it makes me want to suffer
When Lily Joy has took up. See me die.

Bad Lovin'
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Well I once was feelin' so sad.
I had my money and my dad.
I said, "Doctor, Mr. MD,
Why don't you tell me what's ailin' me?"
He said good lovin' was ailin' me.
Well, doctor, Mr. MD,
I found a new doctor in the sea.
She was looking so good, you know.
And we cut lead, don't you know?
I said, "Doctor, Mrs. MD,
Why don't you give me some meat?"
Good lovin', that's all I need is good lovin'.
Good lovin', Mrs. MD.
She went on and married me.
We said some kids: one, two, and three.
Baby, Mrs. MD. You just noticed what I need.
Good lovin' is all I need.

Bill Clinton World
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

Some boys love me, some boys lick me, I say they're all right.
Some boys prick me, some boys stick me, they're just outta sight.

You know that we are living in a Bill Clinton world, and I am a Bill Clinton Boy.

Bill Clinton lets... run around the town.
I just think that he's okay, I like to take them down.

That's right, we are living in a Bill Clinton world, and I am a Bill Clinton boy.

I Am a Friend
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

I am a friend marching in the wilderness today.
I am a friend, and you are my friend, and who is a friend today?
Well, I am a friend, and you are a friend, and I am a friend...
And you are a friend of a dog and a cat and a bear and a cat and a dog and a lap.
A hamster, a dog, a bear and a cat and a dog and a pig and a dog and a pig and a flag and a hamster,
A bear and a drum and a bear and a drum.
A post, a post and a mic, I'm singin' a song,
I'm singin' a song about bears and the pigs and the pigs and the anvils that you love.
I'm walkin' in the forest, a forest nymph, a nymphomaniac.
Well, I like dogs and swimmin' pool and I like bears and ceiling fans
And hats and chairs and dogs and the cats and the rugs and the hairs.
Well, I don't like any of that. I don't like chairs and dogs and cats.
I don't like bricks and bricks-n-bracks and picks and knacks.
Well, I like chairs and bricks-n-bracks.
You don't like that.
I don't like you, you don't like me.
I do like you. You don't like me, cause nobody likes me, a brick-n-brack,
Brick-n-brack and nick-n-knack. Chick the pots and the pans and the dogs and the stairs.
I like-a everything, I like-a you. You like-a me and you like me too.
I don't like you. You don't like me.
I don't like you and that's how it will be.

Me and a Girl
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

I gotta story to tell you. It's about me and a girl.
And the story I'm tellin' you takes place around the world.
I was shrunk into the size of a pea, and I said, "Glory be!"
And didn't know what I be.

Big Bass Suck
Instrumental

Kitchen Appliances
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Toaster and oven. Coffee maker.
These are the appliances of your kitchen.
I like to use them all in the kitchen.
I like to make my food on kitchen appliances.
They make the food come out nice and good.
Kitchen appliances, they make the food come good.
Kitchen appliances, they make the food so good.

Bob came to me the other day and he asked me how to make pizza.
I told him put it in the oven for a little while,
225 or 240, depends on how you want to cook in the oven.

Kitchen appliances, I like to use them.
Kitchen appliances, they're good to make food good.

Milkshakes are good to make in the blender with ice and milk.
Ice cream is good to put in it. It makes it come out better.

Kitchen appliances, I like to use them.
They make the food taste so good.
Kitchen appliances, kitchen appliances, kitchen appliances, they are good.

A.D. 93 (Demo Version)
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

In love, I am so in love with you.
And I say to you I do.
My love is true, and it's true that I love you, baby.
I don't know what I would do without you.

Because, baby, you drive me crazy.
I love you madly, can't you see?
Baby, you drive me crazy.
You're in my dreams and in my dreams.

I, my baby. She loves me too.
What would we do if we lost each other?
And, baby, if you marry me,
We'll stay together forever.

Honey, I can't believe that you love me,
Cause it seems so bad when you're sad.

I love you, baby, you drive me crazy.
You're in my dreams, night and day.
And, baby, you drive me crazy.
What more can I say,
That, baby, you drive me crazy.
You're in my dreams night and day.
And, baby, you're in my daydreams.
Yeah, I do, and I love you.
I say I do, all because
Baby, you drive me crazy.
You're in my dreams night and my days.
Baby, you drive me crazy.
Can I help what I say?
Yeah, baby, you drive me crazy.
I love you crazy like a tree.
And it's crazy when we're hazy.
Patrick Swayze, he's a fool.
I said, baby, you love me maybe
You love me crazy like I love you.
And, baby, just how much
You love, I love you.
Cause, baby, you driving me crazy.
Lately, I love you baby.
Lady, you driving me crazy.
Maybe you drive me crazy-hazy.
Baby, you drive me crazy.
I love you, lady, like I do.
It's not lately, but it's stately.
Too much, baby, I love you.

Graduates Scraps
Instrumental