Graduates

Opposite of Suckin' / Untitled
Instrumental

Introduction Song
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

That's right. We gonna come and see my baby tonight. She's a good-lookin' thang, lemme tell ya. She's about as pretty as the Venus de Milo with arms. She's about as pretty as the Mona Lisa with a better smile. She's smells about as sexy as all the perfumes in Arabia. That's right, that's who my baby is. Here we go, boys...

Go see my baby, she's lookin' so fine.
Man, she's the prettiest thing you ever seen.
She's flirty, sakes alive.
Oh, yeah babe, uh huh.

Lemme tell you about my woman: I saw her on the street corner of the best dance club in the South... I was playing at it, me and my boys here. Lemme introduce my boys here. Over here on the skins, on the traps, on the drums, on the leather, we got Kevin Young. That's right, Kevin. You show 'em how to do it. Over here on bass guitar, who we got? None other than Noby Nobriga. You show 'em, Noby. That's right, Knobby. That's right, you do it, boy. You do it, boy. All right. Now we got me over here. I guess you all know me. My name's Rusty Spell, that's right. Tonight I'm singin', and I'm playin' my little Hohner harmonica. We might be switchin' up around, it doesn't matter. We playin' some skins, we playin' some bass and keyboard, it don't matter. We play anything we want. That's right, boys. All right, we gonna jam. Met my woman at that place, and this is what we played...

We gonna end this, boys. We gonna have some fun today, I can tell. I can really tell we gonna have so much fun. We gonna have so much fun, the sweat's gonna be pourin' outta our pores, and we're just gonna lick it up just like it's a good ol' glass of Mountain Dew! Whooo! Yee-hah! And now stop!

("Heterogeneous")
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

I once had a cow,
And it once killed itself,
And it once had a calf,
And it once had some pigs...

I Am the Iron Man
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

I am the Iron Man.
I drive my Porsche all around the street.
I am the Iron Man.
I find me squirrels and--to eat.
I like to take some squirrels,
Squish 'em all over the road in my car.
I like to get some squirrels,
And bite their heads off, eat 'em whole.
This is what makes me an iron man.
Drive along in my car.
Drove the road in my... car.
A scarred squirrel.
I drive my car
All around the streets at night and day.
I like to run over squirrels,
All the streets and all the day.
'Cause I am Iron Man.
I'm the Iron Man.
I like to take the squirrels,
Run 'em over in the road.
I like to take the chipmunks,
And beat them all down.
I am the Iron Man.
I like to take the squirrels,
I am the Iron Man.
Beat their heads into the dirt.
I am the Iron Man.
Beat those squirrels into the dirt.
I am the Iron Man!

("Pope on a Rope")
adlibbed by Kevin Young

Pope on a rope.
Man, I am dope.
I'd rather die
Than gargle some Scope.

(You Were) All I Needed
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Many nights ago, I fell in love with you.
But now I see the rain falling down on my head.
And I see that you're nothing for me anymore.
And now I go all the way, far away from where we met.

'Cause you were all I needed
To be so close to heaven.
You were all I needed
To feel secure in my life.

And now you've gone, you've gone away,
Never to return, like a day.
I look in the mirror, and I see myself
Without you next to me, and I'm all alone.

It was you, were all I needed
To feel I was secure.
And now I don't think
That I can last too much longer without you.
Oh, you were all I needed
To feel like heaven was on earth.
Yeah, and you were all I needed
To feel secure since my birth.

It was you, you were all I needed.

Holly
written by Noby Nobriga

The night lingers so bleak and misty.
I feel the biting wind to my hand.
I know at heart that you don't miss me
In my cold-hearted land.
I froze our love in forever suspension
In an uneventful time so long ago.
I speak so frightfully
In tension and self-hatred sorrow.
I look out upon the distant horizon.
The moon lays itself to rest.
I wonder to myself, "Why do you?"
Sorrow I have addressed.
I listen, "Love, and you so true."
I never wished you to go,
But once I was all so weak,
I had to let you know.
Betraying all that was true of us,
I retreated in a weakened heart.
I found myself in a lesser love
With only a single part...

Leper Colony
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

In 1944, we found the leper colony.
And then the lepers on the shore,
They come stay with me.
We found the leper colony.
They stay with me.

In 1975, I found the leper colony.
I felt like I was alive,
They fall to pieces on me.
In 1975, when I was lookin' to see,
What else did I see
But me and the leper colony?
It was a leper colony.
It was for me.

In 1984, I found the leper colony.
I found the leper colony on the shore.
That leper colony, it was for me.
I found a leper colony.
He found a leper colony.

In 2031, a leper came and said he was my son.
I said, "Now tell him to get away from me,
And you go to the leper colony."
It was a leper colony.
I said a leper colony.
Huh!

Kick It
adlibbed by Kevin Young

Kick it.

Grandma's Song
Traditional

Swing low, sweet chariot (oh, Lordy),
Comin' forth to carry me home.

Well, I looked over Jordan and what did I see (oh, Lordy)?
Comin' forth to carry me home.
A band of angels comin' after me, oh, Lordy.
Comin' forth to carry me home.

In the Year (2001)
written by Noby Nobriga

People of Earth, your doom is soon summoned. In the year 2001, your planet will be destroyed... by you.

In the year 1993,
The voices came to me in my sleep.
It said the end was coming.
There was nothing to do.
It said "To be destroyed by you."
Would anyone listen?
Can anyone hear?
Does anyone care for what I have heard here?
We cannot be deaf to what is said or
We all will be dead in
The end of the year 2001.

In the year 2001,
In the year everyone will run from their creation.
In the year 2001,
In the year everyone will run to their hideaway...
Never see another day.

In this year 2001,
No one listened to what I have warned:
This is the end, it is coming now.
There is no way out.

Did anyone listen?
Did anyone care?
Did anyone care for what I told them back there?
Will heaven take us, tell us to go
To hell when the time is come, oh,
In the year 2001 is
Just the year for us to go.

In the year 2001,
In the year everyone will run from their creation,
From their destruction.
In the year 2001,
In the year everyone will run to their hideaway...
Never see another day.

In the year 2001,
In the year everyone will run...

Broccoli
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Broccoli! Broccoli!
Broccoli is good for you and me.
Broccoli with cheese on top.
Broccoli, I wanna pop.
Broccoli, you're good to me 'cause
Broccoli, I want to eat
Broccoli. Broccoli.
Broccoli. I want to eat.
Broccoli and cheese is good to me.
That's all I want to eat is
Broccoli and cheese with my baby.
Broccoli and cheese for you, baby.
Broccoli and cheese is what we want to eat tonight.
Don't fight for anything else.
Broccoli is on my shelf.
Broccoli is all I need so...
Broccoli and cheese!
Broccoli! Broccoli! Broccoli! Broccoli!

Owner of a Lonely Suck
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

Hey, screw yourself, you person in the sky.
Come and look at me.
Hey, see yourself. Come look into my eye
And tell me what you see.
You're a man without a plan.
You're a guy whose best friend is Stan.
You're the owner of a lonely heart.

Hey, won't you look at me?
Why don't you look at me and see?
Hey, would you agree,
Would you agree to marry me?
Mary, marry me, Mary, marry me.
I said, Mary. Mary, marry me, why don't you please?

You're always talkin' around
To all the men in town.
If I find the man you are conversing with,
I'll beat him upside the head.
Mary, marry me. Mary. Marry me, Mary.

Hey, why don't you
Decide if you wanna screw?
I said, Mary, will you marry me?

She Was Seventeen (She Was Older Than Me)
written by Noby Nobriga and adlibbed by Rusty Spell

She was older than me. She was seventeen,
But I loved her for who she was.
She was very nice to me. She said, "Tell no one."
I asked her why; she answered, "Just because."
She was beautiful as an angel.
She danced like a swan could swim.
She acted like she wanted to love me,
But the light between us grew very dim.
Now when I think about her today,
I can't help but fall and cry,
'Cause I loved her so very much.
I didn't think that love could die.

Well, she was older than me. She was seventeen,
And I should have known something was up.
When she first kissed me and I felt so great,
I just didn't look up.
The love she gave me was not very real;
I found out in a painful way.
She just wanted a quick one, and that's what she got,
But I still love her anyway.

Well, she was older than me. She was seventeen.
She only just didn't care.
If she ever gets married, all dressed in white,
I would like for me to be there.
She was seventeen. She was older than me.
She was seventeen. I want her lovin' me.

(Part Two.)
Well, she was seventeen. She was older than me,
But I still had time to go,
'Cause she weren't married yet, and that's what.
I decided to tell her so.
I went to her house and met her sister.
She said, "How you doin', Bill."
I said, "Don't you call me that,
'Cause my name is really Phil."
She was seventeen. She was older than me.
She looked like a pretty dove.
And I said to her, "Come on, baby,
We'll talk about love."

She was seventeen, and I loved her a whole lot.
She was seventeen. Baby, come and give me a big ol' plot.
And I loved her. And I loved her.
And she loved me.

She was seventeen. She was older than me,
And I said, "Come on, baby, now."
What I said to her: "We can go
And tip a lot of cows."
She was seventeen, and she's gonna be
In love with me.
I was only fifteen or fourteen or thirteen or
Something really young.

Well, something really screwed.
Something really screwed,
'Cause I met her at her wedding,
And she was marrying this freud, and...

She was seventeen. She was older than me,
But now she's gettin' married to Guy.
Told him afterward, "You are lucky,
'Cause she's a really nice slice of pie.
I got her before she got you,
And that's the way it's gonna be,
'Cause she was seventeen and she was older than me,
And so I had to let her free."

Two Timin' Slut (With a Rose on Her Butt)
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

Think of my girl, she's a fliv me a flirl.
She go around the world and give me a twirl.
She was a two timin' slut with a rose on her butt.
I had to make her a big ol' cut of my money,
Or she'd put me in the poorhouse.

She said she'd dump me if I wouldn't give her cash.
Well, and I took her to see that Johnny Cash.
And he said to me, "Boy, you better get rid of her."

She was a two timin' slut with a rose on her butt.
And she didn't like me until I gave her a cut of my cash.

Well, that girl told me to take her out to the mall,
And I told her I'd have to start me a brawl,
'Cause that girl ain't gonna have a hold of my balls.
That's right!

I told her, "Get away from me, I don't want you anymore.
I'll go out and find me a cheap ten cent whore,
'Cause you got me, baby, under the door."

That's right! Hey, baby, that's right!
Well, I love you, baby. You're out of sight.

Cruisin'
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga and Rusty Spell

We're goin' cruisin', yeah, all right!

I'm goin' cruisin' the other day with my chick.
She really looked so fine.
We go cruisin' down the road and get in mine.

Me and my lady are
Goin' down in my car.
We're going cruisin' down the boulevard, and
We're ridin' in my car.

Goin' with the guys, listenin' to the radio.
We're goin' down a-lookin' for the girls.
We find the girls listening to the radio.

On the radio we listen to.
All the girls we got to find them to do.

On a Friday night, I know what I'm gonna do. A honey-hoo!
I'm gonna get a pack of guys
And go a cruise to the zoo. Wa-hoo!
And then we'll pick up some fine girls that day.
We'll go home and say what we say. Ha-hey!

Take the girls and we take them out.
We take them out and when we bout,
We buy them supper, then we go.
Take them out and we drive on down
The road to the big, bad car
And the doughnut shop.

Cruisin' on down and blastin' with The Beach Boys. Ah-ha!
I'm gonna show those girls they're gonna have a lot of toys. Yeah-huh!

We got Wilson and Lowe up on the stage,
And then the girls are gonna say, "Hey, boys,
We're havin' a big ol' ball tonight."

And why is that? Because...

A.D. 93
written and adlibbed by Rusty Spell

My sweetheart, I'm so in love with you.
And to tell you these words pierce me through and through.
For my love is true, I've never felt this way before.
And in this game of love with you, I want to score.

Because baby, you drive me crazy.
You're in my dreams, you light up my day.
Baby, do you think maybe
We can spend our time away?

I wish this love was over, it makes my nights so long.
And I sing this song because of this love.
If I never met you, well, my life would be so fine,
But now I cannot rest till you are mine.

All because baby, you drive me crazy.
I love you madly, can't you see?
And, baby, do you think maybe
You would like to marry me?

Think about the words that I say and love me.
I don't know why I feel this way.
But when I see in your eyes the realm of heaven,
I'm struck with these words, and so I say...

Baby, you drive me crazy.
You're in my dreams, you light up my day.
And, baby, my mind is hazy
With the love that comes from me.

The last option I have is to love you,
And if you say no... I still can't let you go.

Oh, baby, you drive me crazy.
I love you madly, can't you see?
And baby, I won't survive
Until you spend your life with me.

The Harmonica Song
adlibbed by Rusty Spell and Noby Nobriga

Well, it's time. It's time for a, it's time fer a harmonica song.
Well, it's time. It's time fer a, it's time fer a harmonica song. Yee-ha!

I was possessed one day to buy me a Pocket Pal,
But I went to the harmonica shop,
And the guy behind the counter, he convinced me
To buy something for another pop.
I bought a M. Hohner Ol' Standby harmonica.
I bought a M. Hohner Ol' Standby harmonica.
He didn't even show me how to play the thing.
I just picked it up and gave it a ring,
And it sounded like...

When I played for my girl,
She gave me a big ol' whirl.
We got married when she heard my thing.
And the next thing I knew,
I played my harmonica at the wedding,
Before I gave her a diamond ring.

Well, my buddy got his hat turned up with his yellow hat,
And he's gonna sing a little verse while I play my harmonica.
How 'bout that?

(Come on, Buford.)
I sing the harmonica song.
I sing while my friend takes the harmonica on.
I ain't not much of a very good singer,
That's why I pick my boogers with my finger.

Well, I went and got married to my girl.
She was a good ol' wife.
Lemme tell you, she was good.
I played harmonica for her,
And she said to me, "Boy you made me a blur!"

She was good, 'cause I know
That she was a good girl to go.

My harmonica is my best friend.
No offense. Present company discluded, haw!
But my harmonica is my best friend,
And I like to go and drink me
Some gin out of the vodka tank.
It's a kind of a paradox, isn't it though,
That I get my gin out of vodka?
Doesn't bother me none. Harmonica time! Well...

Well my friend gots a good ol' wife.
She was good to go with all her might.
I got her out into the cornfield,
And then she said and she yelled and squealed.
Now she's married to my good ol' friend here,
But I'll always remember her blockin' my ear.
His wife used to be with me
When we would go into the cornfield.

My harmonica's gonna be with me till the day I die, I swear it.
I'm not gonna buy another one unless I can find a good deal on it.
Whoo-boy, my harmonica. Whoo-boy, my harmonica.