We
Are 'nikcuS
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga
We are
'nikcuS. Who are we are free.
We are 'nikcuS. We bring you songs about me
And the rest of the band...
We are 'nikcuS, we are free, 'cause we are the band.
Rusty Spell, he's playin' the drums.
Kevin Young, he's playin' the keyboard.
I'm Noby Nobriga, I sing sometimes.
I can't play drums that well.
Rusty Spell and Kevin Young,
They're the better drummers of the band.
I am Noby Nobriga.
There's Kevin Young, get it down on the keyboard.
Take it, Kevin. On the keyboard...
Get it goin'. Get it goin', Rusty Spell.
We are, we are 'nikcuS.
We're rockin' down The Place tonight.
We are 'nikcuS again.
We're rockin' down The Place tonight.
Rockin' down, rockin' The Place tonight.
We're 'nikcuS, rockin' down The Place tonight.
Rockin' down The Place.
We're rockin' tonight.
Rockin' tonight...
Rockin'
Satan
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga
Yeah, it is
me! I am Satan!
I am Satan! Rockin' Satan!
I am Satan, I am rocking, I am Beelzebub, I am rocking!
I am the arch-angel of death!
I live in Hell!
You put me in Hell because I am Satan!
I am Satan. I used to be an angel.
I am Satan. I'm a fallen angel.
I am Satan. I used to be with God.
I am Satan. I'm my own god.
Hell! Hell!
I am Satan, hear me roar! Roar!
(Get out...)
Snail's
Point
of View
adlibbed by Rusty Spell
Let's hear a
story told from a snail's point of view.
It concerns me, and it concerns you, too.
Look at my feet a-walkin' on down, you know you love me, true.
Look at yourself, you're lookin' at me, and you know that I love
you.
You're lookin' at me from a snail's point of view.
You carry your house on your back.
You can't take it with you.
Hey, hey. You can't take it with you
Like a house with a snail.
You're lookin' at me.
What you tryin' to see?
Walkin' down the street.
When you're lookin' at me.
Wanna mess with me?
Let me get you to see.
You're lookin' at me,
Lookin' at me from a snail's point of view.
You can't take it with you.
You're lookin' at me like you're gonna beat your head in now.
You know I can't a-help it, I can't a-help it right now.
I'm gonna beat your head, I'm gonna beat it now,
'Cause you can't take it with you. You can't take it with you
From a snail's point of view.
When you're walkin' in the Kew Gardens.
There's a little boy readin' a book.
He's readin' a book like he knows how to read a book.
He's readin' a book about a man,
It's a man with a tan, he's tanned on the beach all day.
And the man he stands, he stands for what he knows.
He knows about you. He knows about you
From a snail's point of view.
I go on down, I look at the man and right now,
I look at your hands, and -- oh, no --
You can't take it with you, no matter how hard you try.
How hard you try, you can't get by with your man.
You gotta go with the man with the tan.
And the little boy readin' a book he come on down.
He come on down, he come on to build you a brand new town.
He gone, oh you. Hey, I know you.
I love you, too. You love me.
I'm goin' with the man with the snail's point of view.
I love you, true. Do you love me, too,
From a snail's point of view?
From a snail's point of view.
You know, I love you, too,
But you can't take it with you
From a snail's point of view.
Hey, from a snail's point of view,
You can't take it with you,
When you're walkin' in the Kew Gardens,
From a snail's point of view.
From a snail's point of view,
You can't take it with you.
You know what you can do.
From a snail's point of view.
I
Like To Eat Food
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga
Give me a
cheeseburger and some fries
And a Coke for my ice.
But best of all, every night I go out
To the Rally's or Wendy's or McE Dee's.
I buy me some food. I buy me some food.
I like to eat my food all night long. All night long.
I like roast beef sandwiches from Arby's.
That's the place with that Arby's Sauce.
It's really BBQ sauce, no really kind of real sauce,
Just special BBQ sauce.
But it's very good, 'cause I like to eat food.
Food's good to me. It's good for me,
'Cause I am fat, 'cause I like to eat
Food all the time, with potato chips and rotel dip.
It's all so fine.
I like to eat food. I like to eat food. I like to eat food
All the time.
You know, I really like some pizza every now and then. You know,
Domino's, Pizza Hut, Mazzio's sometimes. I like those
breadsticks, I tell ya. Now some good food is a nice burger
every
now and then, you know, with lettuce, pickles, tomatoes... and
big, fat piece of meat right there in the middle. No onions,
gives you bad breath. But I still... I still like some good
fries
every now and then with lots of ketchup, lots of ketchup. I love
ketchup on everything I eat. Rice, hamburgers, ice cream
sometimes. It's all because...
I like to eat food...
'Cause it's good to me,
But it's bad for me. It's bad for me.
I still eat food even though it's all bad for me.
Yeah, it's bad for me! It's bad for me!
I like to eat food! Eat food! I like food! It's bad for me!
I still eat food. I like to eat food. You freud dude.
I like to eat food.
But it's bad for me. It's bad for me.
I like to eat food. I like food.
Interludes--Out
There
adlibbed by Rusty Spell
I was drivin'
in my car. I didn't go very far
Until I went to a bar and got back in my car.
There was a chick in there. She had long, flowing hair.
And I could swear she wasn't goin' nowhere.
So I took her, took her with me, and I took her, took her to
see,
To see what we could fine out there.
What we could find out there.
There's nothing we could find out there
That wasn't already here, so I fixed her another beer
So we could go find out there...
Well, we got into my car, and once again we didn't go far,
So we got in the back of my car, and that time, well, we sure
went far.
Well, that's what it's for. That's what my car is for.
If we're gonna go out there, and we can't even go nowhere.
Hey, we weren't goin' nowhere when we went out there.
We weren't goin' nowhere...
So, we drove off in my car. We went to a place,
A place where I could see her face, and she could tell me that
she loved me true.
We didn't have much else to do.
So I'm tellin' you now what's true. We didn't even go to the
zoo.
We just stayed there in my car, and our love it went real far.
Our love went real far right there in my car.
My love went real far. Yeah!
Rockin'
All
the Time
adlibbed by Rusty Spell
Rockin' in
the mornin' and I'm rockin' in the night.
Rockin' in the evenin' and I'm feelin' all right.
Rockin' in the mornin' and I'm rockin' in the night.
Rockin' in the evenin', I'm a-feelin' all right.
Rockin' in the mornin', and I'm rockin' at night.
Rockin' in the evenin', and I'm feelin' all right.
Come on to my woman. Come on to my bed.
Come on, my woman. Come on to my bed.
I'm feelin' all right. I love you tonight.
I'm feelin' all right. I love you to--
Rockin' in my head. Rockin' in my bed.
Here come my woman with her dress on tight.
Here come my woman, she's a-lookin' all right.
Here come my woman with my dress on tight.
She's lookin' all right, yeah!
I said I'm rockin' in the mornin'.
I said I'm rockin' in the night.
I said I'm rockin' in the evenin'.
And don't you feel all right?
Feelin' all right.
Rockin' in the mornin', and I'm rockin' at night.
And I'm rockin' in the evenin', feelin' all right.
Wish
That You Were Me
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga
Cruisin' down
the boulevard, I was drivin' by in my car.
I saw this girl and she was fine, so we went out and took a
ride.
I took her back to my place. She kissed me all over my face.
Then later that night she went out on me.
We spent the night in heaven. We never wanted to give it up.
Now we are married and living forever.
And our love is so true, and you know it's so true
That our love is new.
We've got a new love today. We want you to say
That our love is the greatest thing in the world.
Our love, you know, new? And I know what you're gonna do.
You're gonna wish that you were me.
Now we go out every Friday night.
We go and we dance all the night.
Now we're gonna go all the way.
We do it like we were teenagers.
Once again and go and being majors.
We're going all the way again.
Our love, you know it's so new. And you know what you're gonna
do.
You're gonna wish that you were me.
Our love is so perfect. You know it's all so wonderful.
And I know just what you're gonna do.
And now we go and party with our friends.
We stay together forever, to the end.
You know our love is so new. I know just what you're gonna do.
You're gonna wish that you were me.
Wish that you were me...
Yelp!
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga
Whoo, all right. Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
Baby
adlibbed by Rusty Spell
Well, you
have this look on you, baby.
It's the look that maybe,
It's the look that maybe you wanna be lookin' at me.
And when I see you, baby,
I want you near me, baby.
Well, can't you see that maybe I want you to look at me?
When you're standin' with the guys,
And you look into my eyes,
And I look back at you,
It comes to me...
I want to see you, baby.
I want you near me, baby.
I want you to look at me like you love me,
Can't you see?
When you're standin' alone
Or talkin' on the phone,
There's nothin' I can do to take my mind off you.
Or if you're walkin' by your home
Or if you're gaggin' all alone,
There's nothin' I can do to keep my mind off you.
I want to see you, baby.
It's true that I love you, baby.
I want to feel you near my body and hug you all night and day.
I want to see you, baby.
You gotta believe me, baby.
To prove that I love you says that I'm okay. Yeah!
When you're by yourself
Or sitting your shelf of books,
And I read into your eyes what you see on the page,
It is a page of love from our history, and I see,
And you see that you're lookin' at me.
I want to see you, baby.
I want you to love me, baby.
It's true that if you were with me, my life would turn out just
right and fine.
I want to love you, baby.
I want to show you, baby,
And you got to know it, baby,
You're lookin' back at me.
As it is right now,
You won't look at me.
If you could only see my eyes,
You would see...
I want to love you, baby.
I want to show you, baby,
That my love is true for you, don't you know it's true?
I want you near me, baby.
Oh, can't you hear me, baby?
That look in your eyes is telling me that you want me, too.
I finally see it, baby.
The whole time you drive me crazy.
I can't believe that I'm getting hazy from the love from me to
you.
I want to love you, baby.
I never will shove you, baby.
Can't you just look at me and understand my love?
I want you near me, baby.
I want you to love me, baby.
When you look at me the way that you do, you know I love you.
The
Blues Man
adlibbed by Rusty Spell
Blues Man
comin' down the road.
The Blues Man lookin' at me.
The Blues Man comin' down the road
To see what he can see.
The Blues Man comin' down the road,
And the Blues Man lookin' at me.
The Blues Man comin' comin' down the road
To see what he can see.
That Blues Man, he's lookin' right at me.
Why don't you have a drink with me, baby?
Why don't you/we have a drink?
Why don't you have a think with me, baby?
What do you think?
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
He's walkin' down. He's lookin' at me.
He's walkin' down. He's a-lookin' at me.
Go on down the corner market, baby,
Pick a pack of cigarettes.
Go on down the corner market, baby,
Hey, what you bet? I said...
Get me some cigarettes!
Lucky Stripe cigarettes.
Hey, won't you look at me right now?
Look at me right now.
Look at me right now, hey, baby,
A-look at me, a-look at me, a-look a--
Hey, won't you look at me right, baby?
Look at me right now.
Hey, won't you look at me?
I look into your eyes of brown. Hey...
Look at me. Look at me.
Blues Man comin' down the road.
Blues Man lookin' at me.
Blues Man, what you think he see?
He see on me.
In the corner market with my pack of cigarettes,
I'm smokin' the Lucky Stripes and the cigarettes.
The Blues Man comin' down the road,
And the Blues Man lookin' at me.
I am the Blues Man lookin' at me...
The
Motorcycle Rider
adlibbed by Rusty Spell
There comes a time in every man's life when he has to ride a motorcycle. The only problem is, what if you get on that motorcycle, and you don't know what you're doin'? Well, it flings you off, is what it does.
I'll tell you what: You get back on that motorcycle. You figure out the gears... you get the gears going, is what you do. You get back on that motorcycle, and pretty soon you get a copy of Keroac's On the Road. You read that thing front to back three times through, is what you do.
Then you get on that motorcycle like a man possessed! You possessed with the motorcycle's motor. You are the motor. You get on that motorcycle, and what do you do? Well, you put your foot right down there and prop yourself up real good... and you kick it up, and you go "Raoww!" And you go "Raoww!" Then you kick it back, and then you take off down the road. "Raoww!"
Then what do you do after that? You find you a good pit stop, and you stop in it. You go in that pit stop, but you don't even get off the motorcycle; you just stay on... cruise on in there pit-stoppin'.
Cruise on in there, you say, "I want a roughneck bottle of beer... I want a good ol' roughneck."
That ol' waitress: She's a big hefty woman. She's got like a wart where her eye is supposed to be. She can't see nothin' out of that, and her other eye... it might as well be gone too; she's got a big spectacle in it.
But you stay on that motorcycle. She don't say nothin' to you, 'cause she knows that you're cool. She knows you're real cool. I mean, she can't see you, but she can tell there's a motorcycle in there. That's how cool you are.
So what do you do after that? You get your beer, you swig it down in one swallow. Then you head out on the road. You don't take the door. You don't take that door... you take the window. Crash through: Smash! Down the road, "Whoo!"
Pretty soon you're headin' down the road, you see a guy come up beside you and say, "Hey, fellow over there... You look like you a good motorcycle rider. Uh, you think, uh, we could like have you in our little, uh, group here and we could, uh, like go places and, uh, um, raise critters and stuff?"
And you say to him, you say, "No man, I'm a loner... a rebel." You say, "I ain't gonna have no part in your, uh, your, uh, motorcyclin'." That's what you do.
So you drive off, and they look at you befuddled. Guy turns to his friend -- well, you don't know that he does this, but he probably will -- he'll probably say, "You know, that guy's cool. That guy's the coolest guy I'd ever seen. He's so cool I bet he's so cool that he doesn't even take a pee when he gets home. I bet he's so cool, he doesn't have to... he ain't got no bladder or nothin'. I bet he never gets off that motorcycle."
But you fool 'em as you ride down that road. You finally get off that motorcycle and into your bed. It ain't really no bed, though, it's more like just a spring with no mattress there. It's just a bunch of springs stickin' up. But you can take it. You been on that motorcycle bumpin' along all day, that mattress feels mighty good, let me tell you.
Well, you wake up the next mornin': You realize you forgot how to drive a motorcycle again, so you gotta do it all over. But that's how life goes.
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