Leftovers: Volume IV

I Don't Know
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

I wish you knew me.
I wish you could see what I feel now, this pain.
It's the pain that you give to me.
Now I sit up late at night,
And I see you at this time of night
When I find out that you
Let the storm come to fight me.

I don't know what I'm searchin' for.
I don't know what I'm lookin' for.
I once thought that it might be you,
But now I don't know what to do.

Now I sit up late at night,
And I just turn on the light,
And hope and pray I could have been there for you,
Cause I don't know what to do you with you anymore.
What happened when you walked out the door and left me alone?

Carpenter's Tighten-Up
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Oh yeah... Well, I used to be a carpenter,
Used to build the houses made out of wood,
Used to build a houses with no sticks.
Oh yeah, I used to build those houses.
I used to be a carpenter. Oh yeah.
But then my buddy he came up to me one day with the hammer.
He said to me, he said, "Buddy, why don't you come on, try,
Try to take a hammer down to the street corner and beat a kid?"
Oh yeah... He said, "Take the claw and beat the head of the people.
Kill the people..." Yeah.

Well, I was a carpenter. No, not Karen Carpenter.
Oh, her little brother in the 70s. I will eat my food, unlike her.
Even though I eat my food, I will take my hammer and I will go out and kill the people, oh yeah.

I was a carpenter one day, but now they've got me in a place they call an institution.
I call my home. But they had me in the white rooms all day long.
I don't know where I'm at, cause they know I'm gone like that.
I used to be a carpenter, but now I'm a crazy lunatic. I will come to your house.
I will beat your head in with my big ol' putty knife.
I used to be a carpenter, but now I've gone nuttin' crazy.
Everything's hazy. All right.

I used to be a carpenter, but now I'm a lunatic.
I killed the baby chicks. I don't know what I'm doin' with the jail.
I used to be a carpenter, but now I'm a lunatic and I killed the people and I just don't know what to do now.

Hey, they're comin' to take me away! I used to be a carpenter!

A Lonely Man
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

I lived a life of a lonely man, a little lonely on a lonely street.
A lonely man with a lonely dog. He's as ugly as lonely can be.
A lonely wish for a wife, and now all I have is my own life.
Not that joyous. I got my songs that I can sing until the dawn.
It keeps me company when I'm down, when I can't go on the town.
I say, I'm a lonely man searchin' for a lonely dream
To answer the prayers that I want to see.
A lonely man, lookin' for answers, not knowin' where to find them.
When I'm gone, I don't know if there'll be any more to know.
When my story that I lived is lonely. I had all to give.
A lonely man, a lonely dream. He's got a dog that he can bring.
A lonely dream on a lonely street. Got him a dog that can't be beat.
A lonely man...
I never felt more than now that I picked up in this town.
I could be a better man, a happier man by far
If I only had me a wife that I could cherish for the rest of my life with her.
Then I could die not a lonely man with my wife, a lonely man.
I seem a crazy lonely man, livin' a lonely man wish.
Yes, she can.

Baby, Baby and Rock-n-Roll
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Little girl, rock-n-roll, live it up up till now.
Said I'll never been a rock-n-roll livin' up up till now.
Well, give me a beat, and give me a guitar.
Jump on your feet and go real far.
Rock-n-roll is all that I feel tonight.
Got a guitar, got a drumbeat.
Got a guitar, get on your feet.
I don't know any other words than baby, baby and rock-n-roll.
Rock-n-roll is the thing to do tonight.
Rock-n-roll is the thing you want tonight.
When you can't find jazz or nothing on the radio,
Turn it to the station with the one and double O.
WROK spells it rock on radio, radio.
ROK and the W, then you know it's on the radio.
Rock-n-roll is all there can be tonight with the drums and the guitar, right.
With the girls all out on the stage, said a gonna be there with a rage.
Rock-n-roll is all I can feel tonight.
Don't know other words but feelin' all right.

Rockin' Tonite
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

When I find the suit goodnight, I found my suit that night.
I found myself in the night, rockin' in The Place tonight.
When I find myself a rockin' tonight, when I find myself go rockin' tonight,
When I find I'm goin' rockin' tonight, when I find myself I'm goin' rockin' tonight.
When I find myself a rockin' tonight, I will go to lyrics tonight.
I don't know what to do with the night. All I know is that I'm gonna rock it tonight.
Rockin' down The Place tonight...
We're rockin' down The Place tonight. I know a few in The Place tonight.
I don't know what to drink tonight, cause I'm down at The Place tonight. Yeah!
One, two, three, four!

Cattle Freight
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Board my airplane to fly to the sky, go over Arkansas and I gettin' high.
I find me someplace to land. I give 'em a hand.
Pick up the cattle and take 'em someplace else.
I'm flyin' airfreight to the north, east, and west. Yeah!
Uh oh, I released the cargo doors, and all my cows will go flyin' out the doors all over Oregon.
Gotta pick 'em up, uh oh, all are dead. They fell down and crushed their head.
I'm not a very good cargo pilot. I better watch out or they'll take my license.
Pick up some more cattle from the south, and fly 'em up to the north side and east.
But now all the cattle, the best time, they were on their feet.
Well, the cattle still died, but I don't really care. I got my money for go to the air.
The FCC won't find me. Uh oh, it's the FAA.
FBI and the CIA. President. Vice-President. Go away, Bill.

Weather
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

He came out at 40 knots to the east.
She came out at 60 knots to the west.
They got together in the south.
And then they knew what to do best.

Yeah, they came together.
They didn't mind the weather.
Yeah, they came on, they came on together.
They didn't mind the weather.

My sweetheart took me, she took me in her arms.
My sweetheart told me there was lightning in my eyes.
My sweetheart told me there was lightning in my feet.
My sweetheart, she kissed me. What a treat.

Yeah, we didn't mind the weather.
We wanna stay together.
We didn't mind the weather. Yeah!

Hey yeah, my sweetheart, she didn't mind the weather. Hey.
My sweetheart, she just knew that we would stay together.
My sweetheart, she didn't mind the weather, oh no.
She simply knew we were meant to stay together.

She told me, she told me what he said,
The he was gonna shoot me dead.
She told me to go ahead. No one is gonna shoot me dead cause
We don't mind the weather. We just know we're gonna stay together. Rock it!

Admiral of the Fleet
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

Rode out on the dirt in my 4x4 pickup.
I got out on the dirt and I saw somethin' out there in the sky.
In the sky, with my own eye, I saw it in the sky. Tell you about it.
Rode out on there in the dirt, look up in the sky,
Big ol' blindin' lights a comin' into my eye.
Out of the door there stepped this big ol' guy,
Green ol' tentacle guy, he said to come up in the sky, so I went.
Went up in the sky, he took me how to fly.
I grabbed a hold of the controls and flew the ship.
He told me because I been such a good ol' boy all my life,
He's gonna make me commander of the fleet.
Commander of the fleet, I'm commander of the fleet. Hey, all right.
I'm commander of the fleet...
Aw, kick it boy, yeah, chick-a chick-a chick-a.
I'm down in my pickup truck. He let me down to earth.
Twenty years later I came back to my wife.
I said where I had been. She kicked me out of the door.
I tried to go find my kin. They wouldn't have me, wouldn't have me no more.
They wouldn't have me no more, the admiral of the fleet.
Now that I's an important man they wouldn't have me anymore.
Now that I was something besides a peer by board in a pickup truck they got,
They wouldn't have me no more.
Now that I'm the admiral of the fleet. I think that's pretty neat,
But they don't like me no more cause I'm the admiral of the fleet.
Howny howny howny...
That's the language in the sky.
Yeah. So I went back in the sky, tookin' down the lane,
Took up in the sky and flew away.
What's what I did, never come, never comin' back.
I'm gonna live in the sky today.

Indiana Travellin' Man
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Down at the back roads of east Indiana, I don't know exactly where I'm goin' to.
I just don't know where that I'm gonna go to.
When I find a place to go into, I unpack my bags and get a motel room.
Visitin' east Indiana with a backpack in my car,
I look for a place to pull over and rest. I don't go too far. Indiana.
Find me a little dog on the side of the road and tell it he can get in my car
And drive all the way to New York City in the east snow.
Comin' from Indiana to meet my family
Up in Albany, New York City. I'll buy a Trojan NYC.
Travellin' across the USA in my little Dodge and my dog and my backpack in my car.
I find my family everywhere. I find my roots.
I don't goin' runnin' cross the USA from ocean to the ocean.
I ain't gotta make a name for myself, but I wanna find my family and my notion.
Goin' to east Indiana with a dog and a backpack in my car.
I'm lookin' for my family everywhere when I try, did I go too far?

Right Now
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

You weren't with me when I was born,
And you weren't with me when the coach said, "Well done."
And you weren't with me on my birthday,
When I turned sixteen and blew out the candles.
And you weren't with me when I got my first job at the bank passing out the suckers.

But you are with me right now.
And that's all that matters anyhow,
That you are with me right now.
That's all that matters right now.
I think we're gonna make it somehow.

You weren't with me when I scored that touchdown for the San Francisco 49ers.
And you weren't with me when I decided to the best way to cure someone's arthritis.
And you weren't with me when I told that girl that she could find something else to do.

You weren't with me when I told you that I wanted to say that I love you.
But I finally came up to you. I told you that I loved you.

Reprise! You are with me right now.
That's all that matters anyhow,
That you are with me right now.
That's all that matters anyhow.

Yeah, I took you on the road. I took you and I showed you what a man would do.
Yeah, I took you in my house. I said don't even talk to Mom and Dad.
They don't matter. I'm the only one who matters.
They don't even care about me. I'm the only one who matters.
Yeah, hey, baby, don't you know that I love you so?
Hey, baby, don't you know that you're gonna be me?
Yeah, hey.

Leah Parody #3
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Leah, hey, you know, I used to love ya, a real whole lot, or so I said.
You know when I was like in sixth grade and I saw you, I thought, "Hey, she's lookin' kinda cute."
So I started writing a lot of poetry all for you, but most of it kinda sucked...
Leah, oh Leah, oh why didn't you come to see me? I asked you to.
Leah, whatever happened? Was I just kinda nutty from the beginning?
I don't know, I guess you just kinda didn't go for me...
Well, actually, you know, Kevin and Rusty, they like did a parody of my song originally that I sang for you.
But now this is my song to you now...

All right. Leah, I need ya. Oh I used to wanna see ya.
Nowadays I don't know if I really need ya.
You got married... and now I'm on the poppy block.
I don't know what you gonna do, just as long as I don't have to worry about you anymore.
Cause, hey, everything bites, much like this song.
Yeah. So I think that's like trying to tell us something, you know.
It's like, hey, it kinda sucks, so leave it alone.
I'm outta here, like Zack Morris.

More Than I Think You Should
written by Noby Nobriga

I remember back to 1992, I was driving so fast sitting next to you.
You've never been the same. You've got in yourself more pain that I think you should have.
I've always wished to be here inside your arms.
I tell you all the while I'll hold on to your charms.
You've never been the same. You turned out less tame than I think you should.
I see you now in 1995, I open my doors hoping you'll come inside.
You've never been the same: your voice, your hair, your dress.
(Everything about you.) All is gone from yesteryear more than I think it should.

Noby's Wail Song
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

You go to the sky where you gonna go without me when you on the dark when I find you now and I know that you are I will say I love you more and more every day when I saw you with him I felt fine was so heartbreak all my days they say he love more than love could love any girl that's they say when the time hold my roots cool when you belle love tonight oh night when you told me now that you wouldn't go out tonight tonight oh night it could be forever not tonight that's the way I say that in time oh time we die tonight we die oh why oh die tonight we die tonight.

Garbage
Instrumental

Sendin' Us Over There
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

You don't know what you're doin'. Why you wanna send us out there?
You don't know what you're doin'. We don't have family out there.
If you know what you're doin' you'd have talked it over with us first,
And if you knew what you're doin', you might even tried to rehearse.
You don't know what the pain you're causin' sendin' us over there.
You don't know all the pain you're causin' sendin' us over there.
Why don't you do something worthwhile for a change?
Why don't you get on out and do something?
You could mow your grass in the local neighborhood, or pick up trash on the highway.
But you are doin' us no good out here my way.
Why you wanna send us way out here? We don't have family here.
We don't have family, don't have friends, we don't have anybody.

Gone Nuts
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

Oh yesterday, I told you this day that I was gonna stay.
Yesterday I said that I was gonna stay. Hey hey.
You said I wasn't crazy enough to go in the penitentiary,
But I said I was crazy enough. Just listen to me, cause I've gone nuts.
Hey, I've gone nuts.
And yesterday I would have cut off that note a lot sooner than I did yesterday,
If I hadn't gone crazy.

Surprise Scraps
Instrumental

'nikcuS: Goodbye
Instrumental